i’m going skydiving in a little over two weeks and i’m so fucking excited

nekoskeleton420:

this doesn’t need a caption to be funny

nekoskeleton420:

this doesn’t need a caption to be funny

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today a guy behind me in line to get out of work said ‘ugly people have purple hair’ to his friend and then when i turned around and glared at him, he said ‘you have blue hair’ when i said it was purple
in the end he told me to say it was blue so he didn’t have to take back his comment
i kept saying it was purple, he can go fuck himself, it clearly is purple
i’m drunk
i’m still kinda upset he made a comment like that

today a guy behind me in line to get out of work said ‘ugly people have purple hair’ to his friend and then when i turned around and glared at him, he said ‘you have blue hair’ when i said it was purple

in the end he told me to say it was blue so he didn’t have to take back his comment

i kept saying it was purple, he can go fuck himself, it clearly is purple

i’m drunk

i’m still kinda upset he made a comment like that

my sister, ladies n gentlemen

two weeks ago i found out she smokes weed on the semi-regular, then my dad found out, and now she is taking shots of sambuca in the bathroom

im so proud

my sister, ladies n gentlemen

two weeks ago i found out she smokes weed on the semi-regular, then my dad found out, and now she is taking shots of sambuca in the bathroom

im so proud

idk about you guys, but im pretty happy with my current set up

idk about you guys, but im pretty happy with my current set up

everyone really digs my hair and it makes me happy inside

everyone really digs my hair and it makes me happy inside

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

professionalblender:

MC Ride throwing people off stage

cemeterydreamscapes:

Watch the trailer for M.I.A.’s controversial unreleased documentary before it’s pulled from the internet again. Reblog the shit out of this.

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blogmusicwebsite:

OutKast, “Da Art of Storytellin’ (Pt. 1)” from Aquemini (LaFace, 1998)

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yesterday someone asked me if i was excited for today because i can drink tonight, and then this morning my supervisor asked if i was getting on the piss tonight

i think i have a reputation as a drunk that i didn’t know about